Penutup Botol

"syai, u go help him to topup this hydraulic tank"

"okay"

p la ke worksyop jumpa mamat tersebut.

kena angkat 3 bucket of new hydraulic oil.

nak bawak p bottom platform.

nak topup Hydraulic Tank.

"what the F***. F***ing heavy this shit"

"i think i just wanna throw from here"

"i wish i can"

"HAHA"

sambil mengangkat sambil mencarut.

saaampai la bottom platform.

seret 3 bucket tu sampai tank.

punya la pemalas nak angkat.

hehe.

then.

bukak filling cap.

letak funnel.

cyeh.

tak muat!

sempit!

tak leh nak letak funnel.

ngok.

"deyy F***er. cannot fit in. this shit is too small"

"then? go up n find the smaller one"

"you go"

"no way. im just helping u. this is your project. so? u go"

"lazy bitch"

"HAHA! no im not. go faster laaaa you "

tak lame pas tu.

mamat tu bawak turun botol minum 1.5L yg da kena kerat.

pakai yang atas dye.

p r test.

luckily, muat.

then.

proses menuang minyak pun start.

punya lah berat.

tuang!

tapi.

minyak is like, tekeluar balek!

"oh F***. what the hell man?"

"i dont know. choke, maybe"

"i dont think so"

"ok. try puor slowly"

"ok ok. 1, 2, 3..."

pergh.

tak masok jugak.

tekeluar balek.

"air lock maybe?"

"yeah. maybe. find any air vent?"

*searching*

"nope"

"ok, we just leave some spave between this bottle n this hole

so that, the air can go out"

"ok ok. just leave a gap"

letak r satu skrudriver kat celah celah mulut botol tuh.

bia ada gap.

n start tuang.

pergh.

the same thing happend!

"shit. what the hell is going on man"

"i dont know"

aku try r tarik kua botol tu and..

"what the F***! how d hell n d world?"

mamat tu mata tebeliak.

then.

masing masing gelak!

HAHA!

u know why?

botol yang dah dikerat tu.

penutup dia tak bukak lagi.

ngek!

memang r tak kan masok minyak tu.

ngok.

ngek.

HAHA!

segala idea "engineer" keluar.

choke la.

tuang laju sangat la.

air vent la.

rupanya?

penutup tak bukak.

ngok ngek.

HAHAHA!

dok gelak non stop.

tetiba 2E lalu. n nmpak kitorang gelak sampai merah muka.

"why r u 2 laughing?"

"HAHA! nothing. somthing stupid just going on"

"yeah. 2 future engineer trying to solve something"

"but all turns into desaster"

mana tak nya.

rasa rasa, minyak yang tumpah tu,

mau 2 or 3 litre dah.

HAHA!

2E blur je.

then dye blah.

HAHA!

moral of the story?

GUNAKAN LAH BAHASA BAHASA YANG INDAH DALAM PERBUALAN.

BUDI BAHASA, BUDAYA KITA.