Raya

Hari Raya Eid Fitri..
semua family members bekumpul..
yg da lama x jumpa..
dpt bejumpa balek..
dah lama x gurau-gurau sama..
time ni la nk betegur..
mintak ampun dan maaf..
ats sume kesilapan yg penah dibuat..
kalo yg budak2 tu nnti dapat duet raya..
if ada yg nak bagi la..
kumpul ramai-ramai..
masak sama-sama..
makan sama-sama..
rumah sure riuh..
dgn suara budak-budak gelak sana sini..
dgn suara mak budak gosip sana sini..
dgn suara bapak budak gelak sana sini..
mmg bahagia owh..
sangat2 bahagia..
sambut only once a year..

but..
this year..
for the first time in my life..
being very far far far away from my family..
to celebrate raya..
i miss it..
this year..
...
...
xley nk sambung dah..
adoyai..
feeling lak..
huhu..

ok la geng..
pape pun..
Selamat Hari Raya!
maaf zahir batin..
kepada sesiapa yg aku ada buat silap..
sedar or x sedar..
mintak ampun..
yg lepas tu lepas lah..
xleh nk buat pe..
just start with something new..
yup..
mmg senang nk mintak maaf..
tp nak memaafkan tu susah..
sbb tu pahala yg besar..
diberi bg org yg suka maafkan org laen..

to..
abah. mak. addin. hismi.
taun ni x pat raya sama..
Selamat Hari Raya..
Maaf sgala kslahan yg da dibuat..
n to u also love..
Selamat Hari Raya!!
ampun maap dipinta..
n all my friend..
samo lah jugak k?

C'=

Ipar

"ni siapa?"
"xtaw"
"ni ipar. Nama dia ipar. Panggel dye abg ipar"

rosak..
rosak laa budak kecik tu..
heyy la Yah..
HAHA!

KFC

"aaa, is there any dinner plate?"

"dinner plate? what is dinner plate?"

adeh, x taw dinner plate tu pe lak..

"may i have the catalouge please?"

"here you are"

ngee, tulisan jawi siam! haram jadah aku nak paham

"this is what?"

"chicken"

ngek. taw la tu ayam..
aku pun satu..
p tanya soklan tu pehal..
kan da tekena balek..
huhu..

"owh ok. how many pieces of chicken?"

"two big chicken and three drummet"

"salad?"

"no no. other set"

"which one?"

"this.."

adeh..
paham sangat.. HAHA!

"ok ok. gimme this. two pieces with three drummet"

"ok. water?"

water? bukan drinks ke?
HAHA!
redah je..
janji aku paham dye paham..

"pepsi please"

"ok"

jap..
halal ke x?
adeh..
dah order baru nk tanya..

"aaa, is this Halal?"

"huh? what?"

aduss..
dye pun x taw..
ahh sudahh..
tgok dye p tanya geng dye..
n geng dye ckp..

"muslim cut? Yes"

"owh. ok. gimme 1 set. aaa, take away please"

slalu dye tanya dulu..
nak take away ke makan situ..
xpe lah..

"119 Bhat"

ngee..
ok ok..
bagi 120 Bhat..
slesai cerita..
bawak r kua pack tu..
pack dye cantek owh..
kotak keras..
x macam KFC malaysia..
kotak lembik..
cap ayam tol..
huhu..

btw..
Aku Suka Chicken Wing dye..
SEDAP!!!
memang SEDAPP!!

Seaweed

Turtle..!
Turtle lapar?
nak seaweed?
Nak kua ni. Ley p beli kan.
nak tak?
kalau nak, nak berapa banyak?
xnak yg fresh kan?
nak yg dalam packet tu kan?
beli berapa packet?
1 packet mana cukup.
t Turtle lapar balek.
beli banyak-banyak terus la eyh?
tunggu.
nnti org belikan tok Turtle.
jgn x makan lak.

:P

F word

a : can you please shut that F***ing alarm!
b : im F***ing on my way!
c : what is the F***ing alarm?
b : owh. its just that F***ing Tank.
a : so, go and fill that F***ing Tank.
b : im F***ing know my F***ing job!
a : so, Thank F***ing You.
c : can both of F***ing u keep your F***ing mouth shut!

demam F word melanda..!
tak taw kenapa diorang tetiba dok tambah2..
just for laugh je..
ckap pun gelak2..
ngek je..
ke..
masing2 otak da x betul?
penah dulu an..
time aku g US..
mat saleh tu ada gtaw aku..
aaa..
not aku actually..
gtaw KAMI..
"if u wanna stay in US, u need to say..
Fuck, Shit and Bitch all the time"
adoyai..
da jadi pelengkap bahasa lak..
pape pun..
elakkan dari sebut benda2 tak elok..
dari sebut benda2 mcm ni..
ringan2 kan la mulut tu..
bzikir ke ape ke..
dpt gak pahala..
*cakap kt aku sndiri nieh*
ok..
chow!
C=

Keep In Touch

Monday

"where exactly are you?"
"Singapore"
"wee~ no wonder boleh message"


Tuesday

"where are you now?"
"Redang"
"thanks for calling"


Wednesday

N/A
Location : Gulf of Thailand


Thursday

"im waiting 4 u. where are u?"
"Bangkok, dear"
"online. C="


Friday

"i miss you. whare are u?"
"Laem Chabang, Thailand"
"waiting for your msg for the whole day"

Saturday

N/A
Location : Gulf of Thailand

Sunday

"dear, where are you?"
"Redang, my Love"
"miss to hear your voice"



Best Route Ever..
Singapore - Thailand..
almost everyday ada coverage..
kadang tu seharian message..
lagi2 kat Singapore and Bangkok..
but..
semua tu depends on credit..
kredit xde..
dengan segera carik topup kt 7E!
HAHA!
kat Singapore cari topup kt 7E..
Thai pown sama..
7Eleven..

love..
wish u to be happy..
and glad to hear that u r happy..
C=

Meeting

dohh..
5 hari dah x dtg daily meeting..!
HAHA!
slumber..
sampai captain tanya..
"where syai? died already?"
adoyai..
tido mati r sir..
HAHA!
arini lak dengan semangat nye siap2..
pagi2 lagi da bangun..
pkai uniform..
terus pegi Dining Saloon..
ngee..
xde orang lagi..!
HAHA!
pe g..
BREAKFAST r..
eyh?
breakfast??
Opss! hehe..
shhh..
hehe..
then terus start..
meeting yang boring..
-.-"

Projek

love..

ada PROJEK odw..
siap nnt..
org bagi..
a simple one je..
lagi simple dari d 1st one..
lame da wat act..
baru nk gtaw..
hope dpt siap..

-aviu!-
C=

I Miss My Baby Blue

My Baby Blue!

I Miss You!!
lama da x jumpa My Baby Blue..!
kali ni r paling lama owh..
dulu hari2 jumpa My Baby Blue..
hari2 dapat pelok My Baby Blue..
skang ni?
tak dah..
tu r..
aritu dah nak bawak dah..
tapi..
tinggal..
aaaaargh!!
i cant live without My Baby Blue..!!

"syai, g start purifier HFO nombor tige"
"orait! no prob"
"reti ke?"
"reti je"
"ok. mcm mana? citer kt aku"

".....cerita semua step dengan penuh yakin....."
"ok. bagus. g la"

dengan pantas p..
i tought SEMUA dah buat..
dok heran..
tetiba terHIDU bau hangit..
ngee..
ape lak yg nk tebakar ni owh..
da r purifier..
MINYAK kott..
tebakar tak pasal2 lak kang..
mmg bau hangit kuat giler owh..
p round check kt purifier..
carik dari mana dtg bau tuh..
check heater..
takut2 overheat..
tp..
xdepe pun..

temp 90dgree baru..
check sply pump lak..
ok je..
xde lak panas motor dye..
leaking pn xde..
ammeter motor purifier..
ok je..
just..
needle dye tnjuk lebih bberapa amp dari normal..
skali..
tetiba teringat..
"peek~"
tepok kepala sndiri..
brake utk shaft kt purifier x release..
patut r bertungkus lumus motor tu nk pusing..
mau tak hangit..!
heyy la Syai..

kpd sesiapa yg pernah start purifier dgn jayanya..
jgn la gelak plak..
TERlupa je dohh..
and..
yg x taw pape..
diam..!
HAHA!

im still learning la guys
=P

MGPS

ape tu?
bunyi mcm kejam..
sure Siti marah..
HAHA!
Marine Growth PREVENTION System..
bunuh!!
bunuh!!!!!!
so..
oleh itu..
nk buat peringatan kepada semua hidupan Marine..
kalo korang nampak kapal lalu..
jangan r dekat..
sebab?
nanti korang akan MATI!!
taw x?
MATI!!
first..
kena sedut kat Seachest..
then..
kena bunuh oleh MGPS..

kalo korang MATI ramai2..
aku dive t..
da xde bende lak kang..
huhu..
so..
kepada ikan-ikan sekalian..
lagi-lagi yg kt Redang tuh.
kalo kapal lalu..
JANGAN DATANG DEKAT!

Sumbat

sinki sumbat!
argh!
ape hal lak nieh..
adoyai..
then..
flush jamban..
xley!
ngek!
apehal tetiba bala dtg nieh..
adoyai..
call org yg berkaitan..
jawapan yg aku dapat is..
"u r future engineer. solve it your self"
ngek dohh..
da r jamban bukan mcm kt rumah..
huhu..
p tgok sinki n jamban..
barang2 yg rasa2 aku diperlukan..

pipe wrench
screw driver "+" and "-"
gasket getah
(kot2 ada gasket rosak)
snake
teflon tape
cleaning agent

dgn segera p ER..
cilok barang ni..
(diam2)
HAHA!
orait..
barang sume dah ada..
singki dulu..
cabot tu bukak ni..
sental tu sental ni..
n jolok ngan snake..
then pasang balek suma yg da cabot..
tmpt kne letak teflon..
letak r..
last skali..
tuang chemical..!
dengan lancar nye air mengalir..
wee~
just kne renew gasket between sink n pipe je..
next?
jamban..
adoyai..
isolate mana2 valve yg patut..
then bukak r sistem pam dye tuh..
ekeleh..
bukan nye ape pun..
just ada 1 valve x dok kt seat dye tol2..
ngek..
letak betul2..
n tebalik kan gasket..
then..
pasang..
flush..
wee~
mission accomplished..!!
leh da part time jd tukang paip..

Sayang Starhub

HAHA!
ape ni ape nie??
aku Malaysian!?
kenapa Line Singapore lak?
xde pe lah..
just pasal StarHub je..
arini baru smpai Singapore..
dapat r line..
mcm biasa r..
msg..
time ada line malaysia.
call..
hehe..
ok ok..
msg..
seperti biasa la..
send 1 msg..
kira "Satu"..
send msg ke dua..
kira "dua"..
saaaampai la msg ke lima..
"Lima"..
few second pas tu..
msg masok!

"u hv been rewarded with 50 Free Global SMS
for sending 5 Global SMS today! Free Global
SMS is valid till 2359hrs today!"

haha!
second time dah dapat mcm ni..
mmg tebaek r..
kalau Celcom? or maxis?
huh!
hari pun malam r..
xkan dapat punya free GLOBAL sms..
msg sakan!!

Plug

plug kapal pelik..!
bkn 3 point 240v yg biasa jumpa kt rumah..
handphone charger ok la jugak an..
sbb 2 point..
mana2 ley sumbat..
universal..
senang..
yg 3 pin ni yg....
adoyai..
mmg sure xley nk sumbat..
mmg laptop x idup r mula2 dulu..
naseb la masa kemas Electrical Lorcker..
tejumpa 1 3 pin nye "kepala"..
yg ni sure ley cocok kt plug kapal..
wee..!
ape lagi an..
carik r "selotep wayar" n gunting..
balek je cabin..
dgn pantas amek kepala plug..
toreh wayar kt plug baru jumpa tu..
then..
lekat kat plug charger laptop..
tp..
kne gak r check..
ssuai ke x..
kang ada yg tebakar lak kang..
belek 1 1..
orait..
sume ssuai..!
match!
hehe..
lekat segala yg patut..
ikot kaler..
then..
her it is..!
giler arh

[gambar plug]

HAHA!
test..
tgok..
laptop dapat charge dgn jayanya~
wee~
ley blogging..!

Finished

wee~
P.S. I Love You..
starting from 7.8.2010
until 30.8.2010
berjaya sudeyh!
agak lama r amek masa tok abeskan..
about 23 days..
i think..
this is d FIRST ENGLISH novel.
yg i read until "THE END"..
seriously!
before this, always hang up at the middle of the story je..
x pernah abes kan..
but this time..
THE END!
btw..
the story is fab!
yg suka baca tu..
p la carik novel nieh..
yup its true ada keluar movie dye..
but..
it is not the same..
buku lagi best..
so..
i prefer baca buku dari tengok movie..
best best best!
thanks to u love..
coz..
bg smgt tok baca..
just need a kick start je..
bila cerita tu da start masok lam jiwa..
terus jadi ketagih..
always wanted to know..
ape ending dye..
at the same time..
tgok novel makin nak abes..
terasa "alaaaaa, nk abes dah ke"..
mcm tu la..
n now..
wanna search for a new novel..
any suggestion?
kalau x jumpa..
just nak reread kott..
hehe..
best!

p/s
love,
i've finished read d novel

Rutin Harian

Senarai Rutin Harian Turtle
during onboard Bunga Terasek

start dari 0000
-Teman aku TIDO

0600HR
-Kejut aku bangun

0800HR
-aku p kerja, dye sambung TIDO

1200HR
-aku balek kerja, kejut dye, n golek2

1300HR
-aku p kerja balek n dye sambung TIDO

1600HR
-aku balek kerja, kejut dye, n golek2

2000HR
-aku p kerja, dye sambung TIDO

0000HR
-aku balek kerja n teman aku TIDO

konklusinye..
keje dye time onboard is..
TIDO

x abes2 mendugong..
mana x gemok!
Turtle Gemok!
HAHA
ngek!